Book of Armaments Chapter 3 Verse 41

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is such a funny movie, so many great quotes!

"A swallow my fly south for the winter, and the thrush may move with the winds, but these are not strangers to our land."
"..........Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

"Your arms off!"
"No it's not."
"Yes it is! Look on the ground!"
"Oh, I've had worse."
"No you haven't!"

"What is your name?"
"Arthur, King of the Britons."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail?"
"What is the average wingspan of a swallow?"
"...African or European?"
"...? I don't know that!?" -AHHHHHHHHH!!-
"My liege, how did you know that?"
"Oh, a king has to know these things."

"It's not a matter of where it grips it, it's a matter of weight ratios! A five ounce bird can not carry a one pound coconut!"

"Charge!" "CHARGE!" "Charge! Charge!" "Raaaah!".................."Run away!" "RUN AWAY!" "Run Awaaaay!"

Oh, 'tis such a funny movie.