Thoughts While Playing Metal Gear Solid:

1. Oh crap, they found me! Gotta hide somewhere! There's a tank! Can I go under a tank?

2. Yes! I can go under a tank! I'm safe! Hooray!

3. Haha! Those guards are stupid, they can't see my body that is sticking out from underneath a tank!

4. Oh, some more guards. No worries, I'll go under another tank.

5. AHHH! They found me underneath of my tank! Shoot you stupid guy under a tank! Do something! AHH! GRENADE!!! GET OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE TANK!!

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