BEWARE THE LIST!

Of my birthday presents. But for the sake of feeling like it I'm going to describe them cryptically...

Salty, watery delights, Hispanic nuts, cacao beans and mellows of the marsh, and corny caramel.

A statue of a rusted-bronze wyrm sitting on the rock of browness.

2000 ten cents compacted into a green slip.

Controllers for the cubical box of games and a card that bears gifts.

5000 ten cents combined into a flat green slip.

Japanese chocolate koala-shaped edible biscuits, a book of sitting, paper to blow a nose with, and outer upper body garments.

Some money, some gift cards, and some movies.