Charles?

X-Men III=very awesome movie. Saw it with Onyx today, it was very good. I demand that a fourth movie be made now, if not the The Baron will be ANGARY!!!!! AAAHH!!!! Lots of things I didn't see coming or didn't think would happen, so great. The ending was most awesome, both the regular ending and the one after the credits. Magneto is coming back! I also finished playing Kingdom Hearts this morning, last fight was kinda easy even without the best weapons, but the ending was pretty good. Only thing I'm really dissapointed by is that the fight against Chernabog, the demon from Fantasia, wasn't harder. I was looking forward to that one. If only if only...oh well. Turn that frown upside down!

Hard Boiled or Scrambled?

Anyway, I was at Private Hammer's house today. Saw Advent Children, the voices and dialogue were pretty funny, visuals were quite good and the story made little to no sense...fights were pretty good though. At some point he told me he just ate cereal with moth eggs in it. Then after the movie he decided to show me his cereal boxes, which he said had fuzz on them; according to him, moth eggs. At first, I didn't believe it at all, as I have not known moths to lay their eggs in cereal, mostly Cheerios. But lo and behold, moth eggs in the Cheerios. Not only was there fuzz and eggs, but there were live moths in the cereal. They flew out of it. And in one box there was a cocoon. IN THE CEREAL. Agh....disgusting. THAT IS SICK!!!!!!

Book of Armaments Chapter 3 Verse 41

Monty Python and the Holy Grail is such a funny movie, so many great quotes!

"A swallow my fly south for the winter, and the thrush may move with the winds, but these are not strangers to our land."
"..........Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

"Your arms off!"
"No it's not."
"Yes it is! Look on the ground!"
"Oh, I've had worse."
"No you haven't!"

"What is your name?"
"Arthur, King of the Britons."
"What is your quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail?"
"What is the average wingspan of a swallow?"
"...African or European?"
"...? I don't know that!?" -AHHHHHHHHH!!-
"My liege, how did you know that?"
"Oh, a king has to know these things."

"It's not a matter of where it grips it, it's a matter of weight ratios! A five ounce bird can not carry a one pound coconut!"

"Charge!" "CHARGE!" "Charge! Charge!" "Raaaah!".................."Run away!" "RUN AWAY!" "Run Awaaaay!"

Oh, 'tis such a funny movie.

Acronyms

Look at all these cool acronyms I made!

ACGWIA
MFWIATA
MOFWINAMOAABSAA
HAMCAAHNY
CIAFH
LLLLLLLLLLLLL

1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21

I saw the Da Vinci Code today, and it was pretty good. Not nearly as good as the book, though. Now on to complain about the movie. It messed up everything with Opus Dei! In the book, one of the big twists was that Opus Dei wasn't behind everything, they were just being used. At the end of the book the dude whose in charge of Opus Dei says that he will rebuild it, but no, in the movie the group had to be villainous! And then the confusing bloodline of Sophie Nevau, where her grandfather who is the wife of her grandmother isnt her grandfather. My reaction...."Wha? Is that necessary?" There was also only one cryptex, whereas in the book there was a smaller one inside the first one. That was cool, it was like, "Wow! That's great!" but once again not in the movie. Not to mention all those other things wrong in the movie which bugged me. Overall, as a movie, not compared to the book, it was good. I feel happy that I spoiled some of the book for whoever reads this! Which reminds me, don't read this post if you don't want to spoil the book for yourself.

Chicken Dance

Couldn't think of anything to post about my amazingly awesome life.......so instead any of you who read this have to suffer through the Convulted Song! Woohoo!

la la la lala!

We're off to see the wizard,

with cheap whiskey on his breath!

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Put your hands up and shout

Joy to the World! All the boys and girls!

I'll put a spell on you

Drove your chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

I caught fire in your eyes

Johnny B. Good

Hey Macarena

I'm a believer

Chipul tau si dragostea din tei

It's the circle of life

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room

One piece at a time

I'm not listening anyway

Master of the house

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Get your game on, go play

O Canada

From sea to shining sea

It's the end of the world as we know it

Get down tonight!

Put your hands up and shout

Freeeeebird! Yeah!

Come on now! Shout! Come on now! Shout!

The Fog OOOOOOOH CREEPY!!!!!

I actually thought it was a little overkill. The movie's all about this evil fog killing people, but it turns out the true killers are really phantom lepers. That's pushing it. A phantom leper -_-. I also found it funny how the african-american guy from chicago survived the evil fog- by hiding in a freezer. My theory is that the evil fog can't go near cold places or else it would condense into evil water, which is nowhere near as evil as evil fog. The ending also sucked. My sister kept trying to compare it to the Skeleton Key's ending, which was amazingly great, but The Fog's ending is just crap. Total crap ending. Blah.

Kung Fu Fighting

Events of today made me remember the most awesome kung fu battle me and my dude Private Hammer had last summer. It was like, 1 oclock at night and we, along with a buncha other dudes, had just finished watching Kung Fu Hustle, which is on the top of my Super Cool Movies List. The other three went off to play some Halo 2, while me and Private Hammer went into his living room. There, we had the most amazing slow motion kung fu fight ever seen on the face of the earth. We had another one in Driver's Ed one day when no one was doing anything, it was equally awesome. Another dude, Dirk Mantooth, joined us that time in the amazing slow motion kung fu battle to the death. WE'RE CRAAZY!

Morning

Yea, I planned on waking up early this morning and woke up a half hour later instead. But these Lucky Charms are really good, really calorie-filled but still really good. Except those chocolate Lucky Charms, there are some limits on what cereal can be unhealthy and good and unhealthy adn crap.

I feel unloved

because no one comments

Oh look a blog!

Woohoo second blog! I call this the craptastic yet not as crappy as my last blog blog. But rest assured, the craptastisity will never leave! Huzzah for crap! Huzzah!