Awesome Futurama Quotes

"I am the man with no name: Zapp Brannigan, at your service."

"What if the secret ingrediant is people!?"
"No, they already have a soda like that. Solent Cola."
"Really, how does it taste?"
"It varies from person to person."

"You seem a tad wound up buddy. Have you been up all night?"
"No! I just couldn't sleep, it wasn't insomnia, I just couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap..."
-two seconds later-
"Coffee time!"

"The cat's out of the bag!"
"Wait! Come back! He's stuck in a loop!"
"I once was blind but now I see."

"It was simple. You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit, and automatically shut off when they reach it. So I sent wave after wave of my own men until the killbots shut off."

"We're in the ear now, so we have to be very quiet."
"Okay Professor."
"WHAT!?"