Beware the Shit-Man!

Pardon the language, but that's what they called it in the movie which I saw at Hammer's house today. It is affectionately called "Monsturd" with good reason: the monster is made up of crap. Yes, it is a crap monster. That eats people, many times coming out of the toilet to devour them. Ain't that terrifying? Giant man-eating living feces. If you haven't guessed already, it was a B movie. It was just about as bad as "The Killer Shrews". Some parts were genuinly funny though; at one point, a police man flips out on a dummy and starts beating him. And the vomit part...that was so stupid yet hilarious. The main story is told as a scary story by a seven-year old girl...she probably wrote the script also. Such silly nonsense....

BEWARE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!