To Kill a Vampire

Some ideas that popped up in a conversation between I and the Hammer.

To kill a vampire, you would:

-Use cross-shaped shurikens (Hammer)
-Use a silver watergun filled with holy water (Hammer)
-Use a cross shaped shuriken soaked in holy water (Hammer)
-Launch a silver nuclear missile soaked in holy water in the shape of a cross and filled with garlic (Me)
-Throw a smokebomb filled with garlic (Hammer)
-Use a garlic-grenade-launcher (Me)
-Punch it with brass cross-shaped knuckles (Hammer)
-Get cross-tattoos all over your body (Me)
-Keep holy water in your mouth and spit it in the vampire's face (Hammer)
-Use a wooden-stake gun (Me)
-A garlic/frozen-holy-water machine gun (Me)
-Hit it with a cross-shaped baseball bat (Me)

And one I just thought of:

Sneak into the vampire's residence during the day with a permanent marker and draw a cross on its face.

Awesome Futurama Quotes

"I am the man with no name: Zapp Brannigan, at your service."

"What if the secret ingrediant is people!?"
"No, they already have a soda like that. Solent Cola."
"Really, how does it taste?"
"It varies from person to person."

"You seem a tad wound up buddy. Have you been up all night?"
"No! I just couldn't sleep, it wasn't insomnia, I just couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap..."
-two seconds later-
"Coffee time!"

"The cat's out of the bag!"
"Wait! Come back! He's stuck in a loop!"
"I once was blind but now I see."

"It was simple. You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit, and automatically shut off when they reach it. So I sent wave after wave of my own men until the killbots shut off."

"We're in the ear now, so we have to be very quiet."
"Okay Professor."
"WHAT!?"

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone...

More AMVs I've done, for the sake of it!

It's Not Unusual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUUvg_-CxUM

Recycle!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rYnXwb85jw

Devil of the Mist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZM8fZO_5IE

Cactus Juice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j70quVW59BM

Be An Earthbender: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8ewncfMozs

Yatta! Yatta!

This has got to be one of the weirdest videos on the internet, and it is funny! The song is pretty catchy. The lyrics are really strange, and I have no idea what they mean (not because of the language, they just really don't make much sense.) Apparently it was on a Japanese comedy show. Funny stuff.

Watch and be stupified!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2wK4ZY9_6Y

Japanese Milk-Chocolate-Filled Koala Biscuits

These things are GRRRREAT! And such a wonderful thing, also, since they're just so cool.

In other news, here's some conversation parts that happened at some point in the last 500 years of the universe:

J.Peg: "So if you had to do three things to finish this painting, what would they be?"

TheBaron a.k.a. Me: "Well, first I would put paint on it....then I would blend it with my brush....and....then I would sign it. Done."

Silly, silly, silly....

Yay!

Yup. I won the scribbly game. Hooray for me!

A Chance Meeting at a Narrow Sideroad in the Pits of the Town on the Corner of the Block in the Building Known as Wawa..........In the Twilight Zone.

While returning from my art class, my Madre stopped at Wawa to pick up some beverages, when I saw someone I have not seen in quite a while. Guess who it was...

























No....it wasn't that person....













Wrong again.....















You suck at guessing. It was Major Xylophone, as I am calling him in this post. I haven't seen the Major since school got out, so while our Madres bought edibles and talked, we chatted, catching up on stuff, but mostly talking about goofy things. What else would we be talking about?

Hopefully I shall see him again before the endless hours of infernal torment begin yet again. Sigh....good things never last....

Who Would These People Be If They Were Animals and Why?

Hammer: One of those head-butting dinosaurs, because he has a thick skull.

AverageJoe: A crocodile, cause they are similar.

Dirk: A baboon, because their butts are as bare as his forehead.

NJ: A chimpanzee, because if he were an animal he'd be a chimpanzee.

Onyx: Some kind of wild cat. Maybe a cougar, or a panther. One of those.

Jereality: A lizard of some sort. Couldn't you see it? Definently a lizard.

Jereality's Sibling: A laughing hyena; if you've heard her laugh you will understand my choice.

Hermana: A dog of some kind, perhaps one named Fido.

Sherlock: A buffalo. Buffalo are big, slow and stupid. Hahahaha! I laugh at you, buffalo boy!

The Baron: A thebaronasaurus of course. It's the most awesome of all land, sea, sky, space, and Walmart creatures.

Beware the Shit-Man!

Pardon the language, but that's what they called it in the movie which I saw at Hammer's house today. It is affectionately called "Monsturd" with good reason: the monster is made up of crap. Yes, it is a crap monster. That eats people, many times coming out of the toilet to devour them. Ain't that terrifying? Giant man-eating living feces. If you haven't guessed already, it was a B movie. It was just about as bad as "The Killer Shrews". Some parts were genuinly funny though; at one point, a police man flips out on a dummy and starts beating him. And the vomit part...that was so stupid yet hilarious. The main story is told as a scary story by a seven-year old girl...she probably wrote the script also. Such silly nonsense....

BEWARE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

J.Peg

Apparently that is the "hip-hop" name of my art teacher, and I'm gonna call him by that in this blog. Not Jpeg, like the file type...J "dot" Peg. Anyways, my oil painting in J.Peg's class is coming along quite nicely. I've been oil painting for the last two or three years....I'm not sure which, but it's one of those. Anyways again, the painting is of Grendel, a character from the story Beowulf, and he's looking good now.

That is all.

Crazy Song Time

Hi ho, hi ho

Who says you can't go home

With purple mountain majesties

Just eat it!

Blow me away

Cotton-Eye Joe:

That's your horoscope for the day

but if you try sometimes

I'm breaking the habit tonight.

G! R! Double E! N! LEAVES!

What a show, the Inquisition

I am, I am a real religious man

In the dark of the night.

So long and thanks for all the fish,

All the fishes in the deep blue sea

Rinsed and polished till you glow with pride

Don't you forget about me.

When the saints come marching in

Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa,

his rising sign is Capricorn,

will train this boy.

Cause I got it one piece at a time

And I feel fine

Cause we're Animaniacs!

They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!

-standing ovation-

Thoughts While Playing Metal Gear Solid, Part III:

First playthrough: Difficulty is set on very easy. All the dialogue and cutscenes are watched. Total play time: 11 hours, 57 minutes and 56 seconds.

Second playthrough: Difficulty is set on normal. None of the dialogue or cutscenes are watched. Total play time: 4 hours and 50 minutes.

Conclusion: The actual amount of time spent playing is less than half of the total game.


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Cool Picture

I lied. It's just Zoidberg Christ.

That is all.

School Approaches In the Distance....

I suppose I should get started with my school stuff. For quite a while I have been procrastinating, I haven't even looked at the stuff I have to do. Plus there's the SAT book to read, which actually wasn't too bad of a present, seeing as I don't have to take that SAT class. And, although somewhat unrelated to school, I need to get some stuff together and go get my Driver's Permit, and perhaps go to Driving School for a bit. Not to mention a comic, two art projects, two animation projects, and cleaning. There's a lot to do, and only one month left to do it. I think a quote from the series Pendragon: An Adventure Through Space and Time is appropriate at the end of this, although it will mean practically nothing to those who havent read the series. "Hobey ho. Let's go."